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i was lookin at the stories on this page and was very frustrated by all of the ad-ins or whatever you want to call those things that are inserted when the website rejects the word document or whatever you want to say... meh... stupid piece of crap... i really want to delete the stories just because of that, but i like the stories (regardless of lack of postive entertainment value) because they have some significance for my group of friends that have recently become estranged and i hope that ends, but we'll see... meh... stories stay, i suppose... stories stay... :-p  alliteration...... yellow... woohoo...

A Twist of Fate by Jimmy and Rock

"Hey, you ready yet? We're gonna be late for the ball. The girls were real pissed when we were late last time. Remember, we're nobles now; we have an image to keep up."
"Yeah I remember." Rockford replies, "But I never really liked going to these balls, they just seem like a waste of time."
"Come on Rock, they're fun."
"How would you know, you always leave about a half-hour into it."
"Hey, that's below the belt."
"No it's not!"
"Yes it is!"
"What, you wanna fight? Lets go... Come on!"
"That’s it." And Jimmy proceeds to deck Rockford, being tired of Rock's lip of course. Rockford goes spiraling to the ground and holds his jaw in pain.
"What was that for?"
"You started it."
"No I didn't."
"Don't argue with me, I'll do it again."
"Okay... Okay. But I can't go to the ball now. You busted my lip."
"Oh, crybaby. Just get on your robe and get in the car."
"What if I don't?"
"Then I'll hit you again. Get in the car."
"Okay, Okay. Goodness, slave driver." With that, they both got into the car and sped off to meet the girls for the ball. See, Jimmy and Rockford had a very interesting twist of fate. They were now nobles. One of Jimmy's distant relatives had actually been royalty in a small country called Caleema. He passed away, and left the country to be run by Jimmy’s family line. Jimmy was given a pretty good slice of the island for his control. Since Jimmy doesn’t know much about ruling anything, he brought Rockford along, and gave him a fief as incentive.
Jimmy also talked Erika into coming along easily enough. I don’t believe she argued much. I personally think she wanted to go, although I’m also not sure it was best. Since she was there, Jimmy spent a great deal of cash on expensive balls to keep her happy. He was the most, how do you say, active ruler we ever had. All that is to the past though, the balls and parties were soon to end. Oh, before I forget, Erika drug Sarah and Laura along with her. Not that Rockford complained, I’m sure he was quite glad that Laura came. Oh, and Sarah too of course, J.
Once they arrived at the ball, Jimmy stood at the entrance horrified. He couldn’t believe what he was seeing. I don’t believe he ever considered anything like this could happen. I mean; everyone loved the good Sir Jimmy. He was more than hospitable to all that he met. He gave freely to the poor and needy. He sent supplies to any neighbors that needed them. And yet, this happened.
“Rockford, please tell me this is some sort of cruel joke. Please…”
But, Rockford didn’t answer. Right when he looked into the room, he turned and ran. He seemed to be in a state of mourning. Jimmy looked around, but didn’t see him anywhere. So, he pulled out his gold plated, ivory handled berretta and went to investigate.
The scene was horrific. Everywhere he looked, there were massacred bodies. Limbs scattered on tables, chairs, in doorways. Blood, covering everything. What was once purple, red, and gold; was then stained with a deep reddish-brown. He looked desperately for Erika. At this sight, she was his one concern. He turned bodies, throwing some aside. ‘Til at last, he was completely covered in blood. He couldn’t find her body anywhere. He hoped, he prayed, that she was late. Maybe she had avoided the incident. Maybe, just maybe.
Rockford, who had abandoned Jimmy’s side; was off on his own. When he saw the massacre, he immediately assumed the worst, and was off for revenge. He already knew who was responsible. It was all too obvious for all but Jimmy. The good-natured ruler was oblivious to his enemies. So, Rockford stopped by his place, loaded up, and set off.
Jimmy ran to the phone, but it was in pieces. So, he ran out of the house. He ran toward Erika’s. He ran as hard as he could. His side started to hurt, his lungs gasping for air, his legs burning with fatigue; but he wouldn’t stop.
When he got there, he noticed that. Everything was normal. The girls were just running late. The good ruler must have been quite the sight to see. Covered in all that bitter red. A sight only Erika could have been glad to see. Not even a mother could be glad at the sight of this, umm, thing. Only Erika; course, she did recognize him.
He immediately shouted, “You okay?!?!”
“Of course I am, doi.”
“Everyone at the mansion has been hacked to pieces.”
“What??? How??? Why???”
“I don’t know how or why, I just know it happened. When I got there, bodies were everywhere. We need to go someplace safe. But, I don’t know where. I wish Rockford hadn’t run off like a little bitch. Then maybe he could give some advice.”
“Well, did you see Laura or Sarah on the way here; they left a few minutes ago!”
“No, but I’m sure they’ll be okay; they can take care of themselves. Let’s go, where’s your car?”
“Sarah and Laura took it.”
“Great, so looks like we stay here. Do you have any weapons around?”
“Jimmy, should you even ask that question?”
“Oh, so no weapons.”
“No, Sarah’s going out with Rockford; remember.”
“Oh yeah! Show me to her room then.”
So they went to Sarah’s room, but they didn’t find any guns. So there they were, just the two of them; their only protection, that pistol of Jimmy’s. And worst of all, they had no idea who was after them.
Sarah and Laura got to the mansion easy enough; there was no trouble with traffic, that’s for sure. But, when they looked in; they immediately assumed the worst as well. They thought Jimmy and Rockford were killed along with everyone else. So, Sarah ran in; in much the same manner as Jimmy. She tossed bodies aside, looked frantically for Rockford’s body. But, she couldn’t find it anywhere.
Laura tried to calm her down, but it was no use. Laura wasn’t in a state to calm others very well either. She had become involved with another noble who had been invited to the ball. And she did find his body. She broke down and began to mourn the loss. Sarah eventually gave up the search, and tried to comfort Laura.
Rockford had finally arrived at the house of the murderer. He was going for a flash entry, so he attached a small explosive to the door and more to portions of the front wall for good measure. Then he backed behind a car for cover, and detonated the explosives. He immediately let his guns blaze. He shot everyone he saw. There was no concern for gender, age, or nationality at that moment. Rockford was in a rage. He emptied magazine after magazine; until finally, he ran out of ammo. Then, he pulled out a machete and charged the house. It was at that moment that he noticed someone in a back room. A very well dressed someone. It was the someone he had come to kill. And, it was a someone who had a rifle squared right on him.
Rockford tried to run for cover, but it was too late. James Lin had him in his sights. Rockford didn’t have a chance. Before he could even turn, he was hit in his right shoulder, spinning him to the ground. Then James walked up, slowly. He had set down the rifle, in favor of the Berretta he wore on his belt.
“Rockford” He said, “I expected better from you. I hope your friends are a bit more challenging.” Then he grinned widely.
The last words uttered by Rockford were more a cry of regret and mourning. He regretted coming without help, and was mourning in advance for what was to come. He knew, Jimmy was no match for this conniving, evil-minded noble. Then, it was all over for him; yet not painlessly. The first in the knee, the second in the stomach, the third in the arm, and the remainder to the chest.
Jimmy heard the explosion, and determined that Rockford had to have been involved. So, he left Erika since he thought she’d be safe, and went towards the direction the sounds came from.
When he got to Lin’s house, he saw another massacre. But, he knew this was Rockford’s work. He could see Rockford’s body as he must have made his last attempt at an assault. He cried out, “I’LL GET YOU!!! LIN, I’LL GET YOU!!!” Then he ran to a car across the street. He had taken enough of this, he was going for his troops. But first, he had to get Erika. He knew Lin wasn’t likely to stay here, he knew Lin was efficient at what he did, and he was a killer; cold-blooded and heartless.
Upon arrival at Erika’s he yelled, “Erika, come on! We gotta go!”
But, a different voice answered, “Sorry, she won’t be coming out.”
“NOOOOOO!!!!! I’LL KILL YOU!!!”
“Try me. You don’t even know where I am. However, I could shoot you where you stand.”
“Come on, face me like a man then. No weapons. Lets go; unless you’re scared.” Jimmy says with an evil grin.
“Alright, I’ll come… and I’ll kill you just as easily as I did Erika and Rockford.” And James Lin stepped out of the door, and threw his rifle on the ground. Jimmy dropped the pistol, and Lin threw his berretta aside.
The fight was long. The fight was strenuous. But, Jimmy wasn’t a match for James Lin. Lin was a professional, and Jimmy was a bit out of shape. Jimmy would throw punches, then get knocked on his ass by a swift kick or jab to the jaw. We have to give him credit though; he fought hard. But there was no way to win.
Then, Lin put Jimmy in a chokehold and said, “See, the struggle was pointless. You’re still no match for me. After I finish you, I guess I’ll just hunt down Sarah and Laura. Erase all who cared for you. How does that sound? Oh, you seem a bit choked up.” In a sarcastic tone, “You not dying, are you?”
Just then; a shot rung. Blood sputtered. And the two fell to the ground. Sarah stood there, holding Jimmy’s gun. Laura ran up and helped Jimmy up.
Laura asked caringly, “Are you alright?”
Jimmy managed, “Yeah, I’ll be okay. Thanks.”
“We’re just glad we were in time.” Laura said.
Then, Sarah spoke up, “Where’s Rockford?”
Jimmy hesitated for a moment then turned away and looked at the ground. That was all Sarah needed, she dropped the gun and went inside. Laura went in after her. Jimmy was out there alone.
Then, Lin gave a chop to the back of Jimmy’s neck. Lin was wounded in the side, but wasn’t dead. He went and picked up the berretta. Then looked at Jimmy and said, “Don’t go nowhere, I’ll be back for you.” And he went inside.
Jimmy woke to the sound of gunshots. He heard several; all came quickly. There must have been a struggle. He tried to get to his feet, but had a feeling of dizziness and fell back to the ground. He tried repeatedly, but couldn’t seem to stand. Then, he saw someone leaning out of the doorway. He couldn’t tell who it was; his vision was blurred. Then he called out, “Who is it? Identify yourself.”
“Oh, so you can’t see?”
So Jimmy pulled out his secondary pistol (a small gun that has only one shot), and fired at the person and yelled, “Die Bitch!”
He drug himself over to the body, hoping it was Lin he had just shot. But, once he got there, he realized it wasn’t. He had just shot Laura. He had killed one of his best friends. He cursed his rotten luck, and his current state of faulty senses. He just sat there; not knowing what to do now. He just sat by the doorway. He sat and stared off into the distance, looking at the blurred sunset.
Then he began to weep. He wept for his lost friends, he wept that he had killed one of them, but most of all, he wept for Erika. He blamed himself for her death, and couldn’t even call for help. He just sat, sat and stared into the distance.

The End

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Random Story by "The Guys" (aka Jimmy, Rock, and Caleb) Edited for Content

THE MISUNDERSTANDING (D**N ROCK)
By: the guys

We are all going to college (to get drunk and laid except Rock and Sarah, they were just going to hold hands and have discussions). it is our freshman year and we all end up at OU. It is like Friends (except the porno. ok, maybe not), us guys have an apartment, and all of the girls have one right across the hall. Rock and Sarah (who lost her hand holding virginity to Rock) are going out (and already in the holding hands phase), and so are Jimmy and Erika (duh). Caleb just gets different girls about twice a year, but none last that long. At the time Caleb isn't going out with anyone. Alrighty then, now that you have the background, here is the story.
One day, Caleb, Jimmy, and Erika all go to see a movie. Rockford and Sarah stay over at the guys' apartment to hold hands and talk. Caleb meets this chick working there (which Jimmy and Erika had meant to set them two up), and they hit it off pretty well. So Caleb gets the digits, and tells her to meet him over at their apartment later that night. So after the movie we go off to grab a bite to eat, then go into the girls apartment to wait for Rockford and Sarah to leave theirs cuz we are afraid to accidentally walk in on something (like them holding hands and talking). Anyway,we are just chillin' in the apartment with Caleb, Erika, Jimmy, and Laura. After a while, Jimmy asks me "weren't you supposed to meet that girl over at OUR apartment?" As soon as he finishes the question, we hear a bone-chilling shrill coming from Rock's apartment.
We all rush over into it to find Elizabeth (girl from movie theatre) running out of our apartment with blood on her hands. Jimmy runs straight in and finds both Rock and Sarah lying in bed with bullet holes in their head and blood everywhere. Caleb looks suspiciously at Elizabeth's bloody hands. She says, "I walked up to the apartment, and when no one answered my knocks I just walked in. I found them right there on the bed. I checked their pulse and that's how I got blood on my hands." She doesn't fool anybody.
Lara gets so ticked off that she starts to smack Elizabeth around. She knocks her so hard that Elizabeth gets thrown out the window, falls 7 stories, and dies on impact. When the cops arrive, we tell them that the Elizabeth killed them both, and then threw herself through the window. The cops agree with us, and clean up the scene then leave.
We all think that it is all over, but we were wrong. About a week later, Erika comes home from getting some groceries. And on the refrigerator is a note that simply says, "I did it!" and it is signed by Laura.
Erika goes nuts, and grabs a butcher knife and heads off towards Laura's room. She finds Laura so innocently sleeping on her bed. Without a word, Erika releases her inner anger and chops Laura's head off. Right afterwards, Caleb walks in, and sees Erika with blood all over her and the knife in her hand. Caleb then runs back into his apartment and grabs an oozy from the late Rock's secret stash (in sock drawer under the crouch socks) and tells jimmy to do the same. Without waiting for jimmy, Caleb goes across the hall back into Laura's room. Erika is still there, and she says, "Caleb, she was the k..." but she is cut off because Caleb is too busy blowing her f***ing head off.
Jimmy comes in to see Caleb laughing like a crazed man, and then sees both Laura and Erika dead. He screams, "What the F***!!!!" and then fires once into Caleb's chest. Caleb turns around and completely unloads on Jimmy. Jimmy dies and Caleb is lying on the ground losing all of his blood, and with a final sigh, also dies.

THE END


OK HERE IS WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

Rock was showing off his miniature revolver for Sarah, and accidentally shot Sarah in the head. So in his madness, he blew his own head off because Sarah was the only girl he had ever dated or held hands with. So as you know, Elizabeth's story was actually true.she did just come in and check their pulse. Laura just over-reacted because she wasn't invited to the movies with Jimmy, Erika, and Caleb. AnywayLaura did write the note on the refrigerator. But what she meant was that she did eat the rest of the two-story cake left over from the funeral (it had a picture of rock and Sarah holding hands). So We all died because of Rock flashing his tiny gun off to Sarah

is this kelly green??  or would this be more of a hunter green?  hmm.... the mystery continues

Stories by "The Girls" (better than the guys')

"The Fast and the Furious" story #1... once again edited for content. by: the guys (duh)

Caleb, Jimmy, and Rock are all lined up on a track, ready to start racing each other. They all finally got their racing cars, at age 21, and are ready to test their cars against each other. Caleb is in a Celica, Jimmy is in a Honda Civic, and Rock is in his Dodge Charger. Sarah, Rock’s girlfriend, and Erika, Jimmy’s girlfriend, are both in the cars. Caleb’s ‘flava’ of the week is in the middle of the cars, about to drop her scarf to start the race. The track is just some street that, taking a certain route, ends up back at the beginning. Suddenly, Sarah jumped out of Rock’s car, cuz she got too scared and so she ran to the side of the road crying, telling Rock not to go. Caleb’s girl, Elizabeth, dropped the scarf and the cars started skidding out.
They were all even at the beginning, and were pretty much all in a line. Rock started reaching the 100 mph mark, and started getting scared. He had never gone above 70 mph in his entire life. He was about to punch the NOS system, when he wet his brown pants and skidded out of the street. He stopped just before hitting the cement wall on a bridge.
Jimmy and Caleb, still pretty much even, started to go faster and faster. Reaching above 120 mph. As soon they past the 120 mark, they noticed flashing lights and blaring sirens. They both picked up their walkie-talkie’s to find Sarah screaming that cops were all over the place. So they radioed each other, saying, “SHOOT YO!!!! LET’S PULL A U-TURN AND GET THE FUDGE OUT OF HERE!!!!!” Caleb could hear Erika screaming too many cuss words to count at Jimmy, so Caleb then turned off his radio.
So they pulled a u-turn at 120 mph, they skidded to a stop, and revved their engines as the cops came in from behind them. Suddenly they both let off the brake and skidded off into unknown alleys and neighborhoods. They lost the cops, and headed for the ‘fort’ (Jimmy and Caleb’s bachelor pad). There they found everyone reassembled back together, already partying with DP’s and Corona’s. Caleb and Jimmy walked up to Rock to find out what the hell happened to him.
“Where the fudge were you?” Jimmy asked
“Dude…I…ahh…heard Sarah on the radio…yeah…so I went and picked her up and we headed over here…yeah…” Rock said in an uneasy voice.
Caleb looked at him and added, “Dude, weren’t you wearing some BROWN pants earilier?”
“Ye…No…I…um…were wearing these the entire time…um…excuse me…but I gotta go upstairs to hold hands with Sarah some.”
Sarah walked up and says. “Buzz off ya jerks!!”
Caleb and Jimmy finally left cracking up at Rock’s ‘new’ pants and his ‘bodyguard’ girlfriend. Erika saw that Jimmy was a little shaken up, and takes him upstairs to give him a massage. Caleb looks around, and starts flirting with all the fine ladies in the house, cuz the only other guys there are all taken. Not a lot of them flirt back, but some do, so he’s happy.
The next night Caleb is the first to wake up (like usual) and makes breakfast for everyone (which means he goes to IHOP and picks up some pancakes). Then Erika drives home and Jimmy and Caleb are left to go out into their shed in the back of the house to work on their cars. They drop their sweet ass engine into the now complete car they had made from scratch two years ago. Completely satisfied with their new racer, they go out into the country to test it before their big race the next night.
Out in the country, they are driving at 3 A.M. in a place where only 18-wheelers go. They are testing the speed (without the NOS they are going 160). Up ahead they see two Honda S-2000’s driving crazily around a 18-wheeler full of DBZ tapes and PlayStation 3’s. These two men are out of their cars and jumping into the semi, while the other two Honda’s keep it going straight.
Knowing they must do something, Jimmy and Caleb speed up and come up to the first Honda. Catching it by surprise, they side-ram it into the side of the road, causing the Honda to do 3 flips, and then landing on it’s tires once more.
Caleb (the one driving), pulls up to the side of the second Honda, but not by surprise. The masked driver pulls out a gun, and fires into their car. Caleb and Jimmy duck just in time, however both side windows are busted open. Caleb immediately pulls closer to the Honda, and Jimmy jumps out into the S-2000. As he does, the driver loses his gun, and Jimmy then climbs to the top of the Honda. Halfway standing, he is about to jump to the semi, cuz there is a masked man driving it now, with a dead truck-driver in the passenger side seat. But the semi is too far away to jump. The driver pulls out a shotgun, and knowing he didn’t have a chance, Jimmy falls back into Caleb’s car, and Caleb slams on the brakes as they go in a tailspin. The semi and Honda speed off into the distance, as Caleb and Jimmy collect their senses once again.
They drive back to the first Honda that they forced off the road. The car’s in flames, yet the driver is about 30 meters away from the car. Jimmy runs out to the driver. He lifted the mask, and found that it was Laura, but apparently died on impact. Not wanting to be found by a dead body, Jimmy and Caleb speed off towards their house. When they got there only Erika was there, so Caleb called up Elizabeth, and he went over to her house to ‘watch a movie’. Leaving Jimmy and Erika with the house all to themselves.
The next evening, Caleb and Jimmy prepare their car they call the 34-36. They finish painting over the scratches it received from the Honda S-2000. When it’s finished, they have one pimp-ass sleek black racer. So they both head off for the Pro-Circuit race for amateurs. The winner receives ,000.
When they arrive, they find the place completely packed, but out of the cars the see, Caleb and Jimmy are pretty confident. They switch off racing, and finally end up in the finals with a racer simply named ‘Gohan’. Jimmy had the best time, so he is the one to race. The other racer is the masked man in the Honda S-2000. Jimmy and Caleb are both awe-struck, but they can’t do anything about it, cuz they have no evidence and Jimmy is already at the starting line. The masked racer looks over at Jimmy, and holds up the pink slip to his car. Jimmy laughs, and does the same. Seconds before the gun is shot, Jimmy looks over at Caleb, Elizabeth, and Erika, as Caleb yells, “SMOKE ‘EM!!!”
The gun is fired and the two cars race off towards the finish line. They stay even for halfway, but then the Honda S-2000 pulls ahead by a car length. Jimmy says, “Too soon, Junior…” Then punches the first NOS button, and speeds up to 180 mph. Jimmy crosses the finish line 1/10 a second before the masked driver does.
Caleb jumps up as they all go crowd around the 34-36. The masked driver runs out of his car, tosses the pink slip to Caleb, and then runs away with tears in his eyes.
Jimmy gets out and comments. “I guess that’s the end of those damn masked dri…” but before he can finish, two supped up 2006 Celica’s come out of nowhere, with a masked man in each passenger side window with an oozy, starting to fire.
“Let’s get the fudge outta here!!!” Caleb yells at Jimmy, then jumps into the Honda S-2000 with Elizabeth and speeds off with Jimmy barely trailing behind in the 34-36 (cuz he had to grab Erika and put her in the car).
As they turn into the city’s streets, Caleb pulls up by Jimmy and yells, “TRAIN-TRACKS!!!”
Jimmy nods and turns right as Caleb turns left in order to split up their pursuers. It worked, and they both have a car behind them.
Jimmy speeds up on a one-laner, with a semi not far off. The Celica behind him starts to fire bullets that penetrate the back window. Jimmy grabbed Erika’s head and put it down. The bullets also shattered the front windshield. Jimmy gets pissed and pulls up to the side of the semi, and then pulls in between the back wheels of the semi. The masked driver behind him gets confused, and starts to fire at the semi. The masked driver blows four of the wheels off, causing the semi to jack-knife. Jimmy continues on, and leaves the Celica behind, trapped behind the jack-knifed semi Jimmy breathed, then took Erika to a nearby relative, dropped her off, and headed off towards the train-tracks.
Meanwhile, Caleb pulls up into a parking garage. The Celica is hot on his trail, but he continues to go higher and higher up. The Celica is unable to get a clean shot, so mostly just blows holes in the cement ramps. When Caleb reaches the top, he heads straight for the edge of the building, Elizabeth screaming that Caleb is going to kill them both. The Celica follows, too close for comfort. To save time, Caleb knocks his top off his Honda, and the Celica slows just a bit, but still follows very closely. Right before the edge of the building, Caleb spun his car around in a 180, and then hit his NOS button. It was enough to come to a complete stop, but the Celica tried to do the same, but failed. It landed on the street below on it’s back.
Caleb took a deep breath, then dropped Elizabeth at a relative’s hose, and drove off toward the train tracks. There he met Jimmy, both of them ½ a mile away from the train tracks. They rolled down their windows (Jimmy on the left and Caleb on the right) and told their stories. Suddenly, they heard a squeal of wheels, and turning around found Rock’s Dodge Charger coming straight for them.
Caleb and Jimmy both hit their gas, and started straight for the tracks. The train crossing signs came down, but they continued. Caleb looked at his steering wheel to find that he had no more NOS left, and looked over at Jimmy. Jimmy has his passenger side window rolled down and yelled, “GET IN!!!!!”
Caleb jumped out of his car, right into the 34-36. His Honda veered off towards the left, and crashed into a barbershop. By now the Charger was catching up, and almost even with the 34-36. Caleb can now see that the driver is Rockford, and the passenger is Mike Beaks. Mike pulls out a gun, and aimed it straight for Jimmy’s head.
Caleb quickly pulls the .9mm out from under his seat, and caps Mike between the eyes. Rockford gets pissed and starts to try and push the 34-36 off the road. Jimmy then punches the last NOS button he had left, and pulled ahead a car length. Rockford gets really pissed, and loosing control, punches both of his NOS buttons. He starts to catch up with the 34-36, but Jimmy says, “Too late, Junior!”
With that, the 34-36 busts the train crossing arms, and ramps over the tracks. Rock, 1/10 a second behind them, isn’t so lucky. He almost makes it, but then the back of his charger is nailed by the train, and blows up because of the NOS in the trunk.
Jimmy and Caleb watch the fireworks, laugh a little, then go pick up Erika and Elizabeth, then head off towards the fort for a party.
THE END!!!!
 

purple!!! :-)  you know, i'm having way too much fun just changing font colors... :-P